Jared: So I got this great bottle of cleaner at work. It has an acid in it that eats soap scum off of everything.
Me: Wow. That sounds great.
(a few hours later)
Jared: Hey, come in here and check this out. Look - this stuff is eating away at the scum!
Me: That is pretty cool.
Jared: You know what else? We have this drain cleaner with an enzyme in it -- you have to keep it in the fridge because it's a living organism. The enzymes eat up whatever is clogging your drain.
Me: OK, are you just practicing your sales techniques on me, or are you really this enthusiastic?
Jared: (acting offended) I'm serious -- this stuff is great.
Me: OK, whatever you say.
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