Thor: Winnie is my conscience.
Me (momentarily speechless): Well, that explains a lot.
Me: I am Uncle John’s big sister.
Thor (aghast): WHAT??!!
Me (smugly): I know, it’s surprising, isn’t it?
Thor: Yes!
Winnie: Mom, Mom! We’re almost out of deodorant!
Me: What?
Winnie: Me and you are almost out of deodorant! (waving a stick of my deodorant).
Me: OK. I wasn’t aware we were sharing deodorant. (further proof that nothing is truly my own as far as these kids are concerned).
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