Vices

I think this sleep deprivation thing is getting serious. Lately I have found myself really enjoying Ninja Warrior. The athletics are OK, but far and away my favorite part is the over-the-top commentary.

"Look at him -- after coming off the Arm Bicycle, his face is a mask of pain!"
"Will the rain drown Takasuki's hopes of defeating the course, or does the fire still burn within?"
"Here's one of our regular Ninja Warriors, the fireman from Asumitsu, wearing his trademark orange pants! He's a huge fan favorite!"

I've rarely been so entertained. I might need help.