The scene: I have been reading/dozing in bed when Jared comes to bed. I reach over to give him an affectionate pat on the chest.
Me: Um, what is that?
Jared: What?
Me: My hand... it's touching something slimy. Wait; is that a booger?
Jared: Oh. Probably. I sneezed, and I couldn't figure out where it went.
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1 comment:
That was the funniest thing I read all day long and I laughed a good 5 minutes solid with a slight snort.
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