Conversations with a piggy

Thor: What are you doing, mom?
Me: I'm getting ready.
Thor: You're doing hiccups?
Me: No.
Thor: Mom, you're doing hiccups.
Me: Oh... No, I'm doing makeup.
Thor: Hiccups?
Me: No, I'm doing makeup. Make. Up. Makeup.
Thor: Mom's doing hiccups.
Me: OK, whatever. I'm doing hiccups.


Thor: Where's my bugs?
Me: What bugs? There aren't any bugs.
Thor: Where's my bugs?
Me: I don't know.
Thor: Where's my bugs? Bugs and Woody.
Me: Oh, your Buzz.
Thor: Yes. Where's my bugs?