Job satisfaction

Jared has assured me a number of times that he really likes his new job, and I believed him. Then this morning, as I was leaving for work, I noticed this on the table for the first time:

I ask you, is that the face of a man who likes his job? He looks a little demoralized.

Now, in the spirit of fairness, my delightful work ID:

It actually looks a little better in this blurry camera phone presentation than in real life. What I'd like to point out, though, is the irony that I actually look pleased to be at work. Just goes to show that things aren't always what they seem.