Keeping the scales balanced

Me: Did you find that [insert boring technical details here] for your Xbox at Best Buy?
Jared: Yeah. I also got a really nice set of headphones today. They sound great.
Me: Oh, good.
Jared: You should try them.
Me: No, that's fine.
Jared: I really think maybe you should have them.
Me: No, really. You appreciate fine audio quality more than me.
Jared: Well, it's just that I got two kind of funsy things today, so maybe you should get something funsy.
Me: Don't feel guilty; I got something funsy today.
Jared: What? You did?
Me: Josh Groban tickets, baby. I'm going with Michelle.
Jared: looks relieved